The Best Thing I Have Seen On The Internet In A Very Long Time

Ladies if you have ever been the victim of a sleazy message, or an unwanted, and unexpected nude picture, read on.

This is literally the best thing I’ve seen in a long time, I spotted it a few months ago, started a blog post on it, got distracted and never finished it. I’ve just come across the post again and it still makes me laugh so much I thought I’d share it with you guys. Click here to see the full post. (All naughty bits have been hilariously censored so you won’t see anything)

I’ve  had my fair share of unwanted, unexpected and down right sleazy messages/ pictures sent to me. People I know, people I don’t know, random people on Tinder (Yes I went on Tinder, no Shame, it was funny as fuck and a great way to pass a drunken evening with friends!).  A bloke with a girlfriend once sent me a picture with a lovely message saying “I know you like what you see”. I thought my reply of “I don’t see anything” was witty. But this girl? On another level and I want to be her friend.

Basically this girl left a review of  a restaurant and the guy asked if he could message her. Told her she had pretty eyes then sent her a picture. Maybe I’m being a bit thick here, but in what language does “This is a really good place to eat, highly recommended” translate into “Can some random please send me a picture of their dick” AM I MISSING SOMETHING?!

But this lady had the best response ever:  She bombarded him with dick pictures of her own. I can’t copy and paste the pictures here, but you should really check out the full article I’ve linked at the top. His reactions are priceless!

So guy’s don’t do it (obviously unless its consensual between both parties)! It’s not attractive. And girls, if you ever receive one of these unwanted pictures, maybe take a leaf out of this fantastic lady’s book.

I know this is a bit different from my usual post’s, but it was too funny not to share! I hope it’s given you a giggle!

 

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